Wednesday, May 17, 2006

Juan gone


The Clashing of heads at the top of the Sun City Devils hierarchy has ended with a deal which sent Juan Pierre and unproven Sean Burroughs for Ezequiel Astacio and Dave Williams. It was a tough go around for Pierre. he endured losing when the team moved from Los Angeles to San Diego. He is was't hitting well at the time of the trade rumours and then He had it with GM Bobby Natural.
"He's an absolute nut job" Pierre said. "I feel for some of the guys that are there to put up with his mess". When Burroughs was asked for his comments. He wqas tight lipped as usual. His response a simple "good".
"This trade opens up opportunities for Chone Figgins to use his talents as our lead off hitter". GM Bobby Natural said. This team needs some more spark that Pierre lost in his Devils years. We ac also call up Alex Rios or Jeff Francoeur to play in right field while Vernon Wells becomes our everyday center fielder. "It's a great opportunity for our club to move up now because players don't have to share playing time anymore" Natural said. "Our offense should flourish because no one has to look over thier shoulder. I should have made this move sooner!"

Our thanks go out to Boston for taking these fine players.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Burroughs is unproven?!?!?! I think he's proven quite well that he sucks.

Joe said...

I remember when Burroughs was supposed to be the next Wade Boggs.

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